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"Conan O'Brien Exposes Bizarre Academy Rules for Oscars Statues in Promos"

Author : Michael Apr 02,2025

In a bizarre twist to the usual Oscar buzz, former host Conan O'Brien shared an intriguing tale on the podcast "Conan Needs a Friend" hosted by his Oscars head writer Mike Sweeney. O'Brien disclosed that his creative pitches for promotional ads during his tenure as host were met with surprising resistance from the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences.

O'Brien had envisioned a humorous series of ads showcasing a domestic partnership between him and a towering 9-foot Oscar statue. The concepts ranged from everyday couple squabbles to playful scenarios. One particularly amusing idea involved O'Brien vacuuming around the statue, which would be lounging on a large couch. He suggested lines like, "Could you at least lift your feet? Or could you at least get up and help? Load the dishwasher?" However, the Academy firmly rejected the idea of the Oscar statue being portrayed in a horizontal position.

Keep that Oscar upstanding. Photo by Patrick T. Fallon / AFP.

The Academy's strict guidelines for the Oscar statue's depiction were a revelation to O'Brien. He recounted on the podcast, "One of the people from the Academy came forward and said, ‘Oscar can never be horizontal.’ And that blew my mind. Like, wow, this is like the thigh bone of St. Peter. This is a religious icon." Additionally, the Academy insisted that the statue must remain "always naked," dashing O'Brien's idea of dressing it in an apron to serve leftovers as a playful housewife.

These seemingly odd rules highlight the Academy's stringent control over the Oscar statue's image, treating it almost as a sacred symbol rather than a mere award. While these restrictions may seem peculiar to outsiders, they underscore the Academy's commitment to maintaining the statue's dignity and traditional representation.

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Despite the Academy's firm stance, it's a shame fans missed out on seeing O'Brien's comedic flair in action through these innovative ads. As we look forward, there's hope that O'Brien will return with equally clever ideas for future ceremonies. Here's to hoping for a Team Conan Oscar Host 2026!